Friday, June 9, 2006

Demons at the Door – 2004

     Oh my freakin’ god!  I thought that the days of super-shitty shot on video movies died with the VHS. No such luck. This has to be cheapest, stupidest, most poorly acted, cheesiest CG filled TURD I have seen in ages. The demons from hell all talk like the monsters in Power Rangers (or InfraMan. “Princess Dragonmom, let me kill the earthlings!”)

Obviously, I loved it. Most people will equate watching this movie with having needles shoved under their fingernails and being made to strum a banjo with the needles. And the shower scene redeems about 30 minutes of poop.

The Finale is so comical that I decided that maybe they meant this to be a comedy. Now I notice that IMDB DOES list that as an “Action / Comedy / Horror”. Yeah, pretty light on the action, there is some decent gore (guess that’s supposed to be the horror), and the laughably bad is the comedy. Seriously, this takes awful to a whole new level. Bad movie fans, you have been challenged. All others, you have been warned.

Four beers out of five. The more alcohol consumed beforehand, the better