Friday, May 12, 2006

Carnage For the Destroyer - 2006

I believe that this entry will be my first Low Budget Pictures flick review. I have almost everything they have ever put out in my collection. I mean, it's not just a name, its a way of life. You will know you are watching a LBP movie, as it will be
1) Directed by Chris Seaver
2) Contains a character named Teen Ape OR
2a) Contains a character named Bonejack

Several things make these movies enjoyable. He gets girls topless. He isn't afraid of showing the gore. And they are often very funny. Bonejack is my absolute favorite character. Mulva; Zombie Ass Kicker, Filthy McNasty, and Quest for the Eggsalad are very funny flicks.

Unfortunately, this isn't one of them. There is some nice boobage. There's some fair gore. But there is nothing funny here. I don't know why. Maybe there wasn't enough booze consumed. For whatever the reason, this is 55 minutes where you will not not laugh.

There's a fair crop of extras, including a pair of commentaries. In one of the commentaries, it's revealed that this movie was made for $200.

I'd believe it.

Two beers out of five. One star is for TeenApe's sex scene alone. You gotta see it to believe it.